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BURGER ROCK IS DEFINED AS

"music that consists of greasy gross hot and sweaty garage rock, funk, break esc, and punk. It mainly comes from the "underground" (IT IS NOT RELATED TO BURGER RECORDS)

You listen to it while during August in Texas in high school when you're bored out of your mind and your AC half doesn't work so wherever you go it's garnered to be at least 79. So you go outside and ride bike with your friends getting absolutely burned by the sun but you half don't care because you've got nothing else to do. You spin BURGER ROCK on your bluetooth speaker.
You go to a BBQ and it's like 5:00 and so fucking hot and painful and it's pretty crowded and someone's smoking weed. And there are members of your preferred gender there and they're really conventionally attractive but in a 70's porno way and they look super Village People-y and variations of early Mac Demarco as they dance to BURGER ROCK played everywhere. Everyone is acting sexual so you are spooked but no ones talking to you which is good but they might at any second so you are constantly scared of getting hit on by these weirdos.
You get a big fucking massive ass greasy burger with BBQ sauce, bacon, cheese, and an egg, just a whole bunch of shit and you take a massive bite and the grease gets all around your mouth and its still super burning and hot out side and your slightly uncomfortable but also not because your friends are near you."

ARTISTS THAT ARE BURGER
Ty Segall
The Garden
Sex Mex
Free Weed
GG Allin
Awesome Snakes
Very Early Mac DeMarco

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